That awkward moment when people stare at you when you walk down the street
Via So Damn Relatable QuotesTom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare Sonnet 130
My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
^^^ This
Ah, Hiddleston, you and I would get on like a house on fire. In a rightly-ordered universe, we would be bros. That is all. (I do love the sonnets, and that was a nice reading. But I read it better than that.)
make sure you load it properly. you’re going to hate it when it stops to buffer.
(Source: kamero-gomez)
We’re all going to be such messed up parents.
*possessiveKid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
(Source: on-this-last-day)
What does “sin” mean?
I hate that word the most; it gives me the impression that one is unworthy to be human.
This isn’t the house of religion or house of law, so why is everybody being dragged down by things like that?
You are a thunder of irony in the land of sparkles and hearts, your specious is fistkind, your consorts are kawaii sharks.
I’m a Prince of Art Theft in the land of Cubes and Ponies in socks. My specious is pistolkind and my consort are zombies. …Wat?
I’m a Knight of Proper Grammar in the land of Typos and Cheesecake. My specious (wat) is Pistolkind. My consorts are Iguanas.
I’m a knight of Light in the land of Treasure and Rabbits. My specious is Charmkind and my consorts are hipsters. rakenrol
(Source: abakkus)
Via Sometimes I wish I was Batman.
2 new frog species found in Philippines
Two animals were discovered in fast-disappearing forests, boosting hopes for the survival of the country’s rich but threatened wildlife.









